She was playing an android on an okay Syfy show Friday night. She was...not that great (although she did get in one excellent line towards the end).

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

This is a good story and the sentiments are laudable and understandable. But nobody is laying mushroom clouds on Gawker. Somebody inside Gawker's own office did that when they hit “Publish” thinking they were laying a mushroom cloud on Conde Nast.

The Giants

I often feel like the only person that 1) doesn’t categorically dismiss fruit beers, yet also 2) doesn’t like Hell or High Watermelon.

It’s like going on Naked and Afraid and saying “I really don’t want to be naked.” Or going on Amazing Race and claiming you are scared of heights. I mean, have you watched the show before? You’re going to be eating bugs, girl.

Children have the worst taste

“Williams, who will be vying for the Wimbledon title against Garbiñe Muguruza on Saturday, has large biceps and a mold-breaking muscular frame, which packs the power and athleticism that have dominated women’s tennis for years. Her rivals could try to emulate her physique, but most of them choose not to.” There’s a…

It would have been disallowed even if he did score because of the obvious forward kicking motion.

Saying you enjoy something isn’t being a snob. Most posts here are simply people giving recommendations. People can drink whatever the fuck they want to drink. You sensitive pussy.

How the Insane Clown Posse isn't #1 I'll never know

Still not the worst mistake a Packers TE has made this year.

“Heartless Basketball Team Found in Soulless Arena”

At a sign in table for a reenactment event, or on the set of a movie about the Civil War, and you need to show the Union and Confederate army actors/extras where to sign in and pick up the correct uniforms? maybe?

I have been such a goddamn sucker for these tweets. I know I’m being manipulated, but I can’t stop.