This is actually Mike Vanderjagt doing his bedtime routine...

Uh, that was Joe Garagiola with Vin Scully.

That's actually Joe Garagiola. McCarver never worked a postseason game with Vin Scully. In fact, I don't think he ever did any game with Scully.

It was Joe Garagiola with Vin Scully. Two legends.

I'm not saying you can't like seasoned fries but everyone with a sophisticated french fry palate will always prefer the simplicity of a perfectly fried, salty regular fry.

Please watch. They don't build 'em like they used to.

BRISTOL UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF JOURNALISMISM

[Zygi]: That's a mighty fine stadium you got there, Minnesota. It'd be a shame if something "happened" to it.

Hail to the Aristocrats!

Oh, you mean the STATUE OF LIBERTY PLAYTHEGOAL COUNTS THE GOALCOUNTS

I hope the NFL learned a very valuable lesson here: little kids are fucking morons.

Rick's Customer: [Watches strippers collect loose one dollar bills from stage floor.]
[Buys lapdance.]
[Listens as Nirvana's Rape Me plays for the next performers on stage.]
[Buys lapdance.]
[Hears stripper talking to customer about how glad she is that her 10-year-old is out of juvenile.]
[Buys lapdance.]
[Gets twelve…

Here is the question rephrased: "Could a very good college team beat a team made up of the best players to come out of college over the past 10-15 years, who also have several more years of physical and mental development than the college team, many years more experience playing football, and the ability to devote…

I'm sure it's really great stuff, Barry, but with so few games left to attend, will anyone actually have time to finish the whole thing?

Truck Nutz

Worker: [collapses]

I know at least one person at Tennessee who'll look the other way and forget this ever happened...