Nopt contorversial for me. I live din Hollywood and NEVER recognized anybody. But my wife can recognize anybody.

I like talking to my Uber driver.

If I were a swimmer I would start eating illegal substances like it’s Dulce de Leche M&Ms. (BRING THEM BACK!)

I had a college roommate from Singapore . But he had never had Kraft Mac n Cheese. He would see me and my other roommates eat it all the time and he was very interested. So one day he asked if he could have one of our boxes. We were surprised, he hadn’t really shown much interest, but said sure. About 15-20 minutes…

As long as specify Kraft Mac n Cheese, of course\, because that is the “kids” version. And I agree, still tastes awesome.

What I got out of it was that this group of people made one of the shittiest movies I have ever seen.

I initially think I would love a Congressional hearing on it, but then I remember how many anti-science nutjobs are actually in Congress and I revise my opinion.

Filed to: THE BEAUTIFUL GAME

Say ‘crack’ again.

I was with him. Now I’m with her!

Here’s a weird fact: No one in the history of flying had ever gotten the first bag in baggage claim. It’s a quantum science thing or something.

He’s probably talking to anti-vaxx candidate Jill Stein.

I noticed many women being emotional as well.

I’m a white male, pretty well off and I supported Bernie and I will vote for Hillary. I suppose I could vCard prettiest vote, because that would be just as selfish an act of entitlement as voting for Trump. Because personally I will be fine of Trump wins. But if Trump wins a lot of people I know won’t be fine. A lot…

Happy to give you your 200th star.

I’m all for respecting other peoples sexual orientation, but I really cannot abide ammosexuals.

What are you hiding?

The key moment of this convention will be Bernie’s speech.I don’t think he can quell the anger in the most fervent Bernie Bros and Broads, but I do think he can do a lot for those who are still on the just on the opposite side of voting for Hillary at this point.

Good seats till available. I think there are more attendants/security standing along the perimeter than in the stands.

“Bitch is playing Pokemon.”