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Say ‘crack’ again.

I was with him. Now I’m with her!

Here’s a weird fact: No one in the history of flying had ever gotten the first bag in baggage claim. It’s a quantum science thing or something.

He’s probably talking to anti-vaxx candidate Jill Stein.

I noticed many women being emotional as well.

I’m a white male, pretty well off and I supported Bernie and I will vote for Hillary. I suppose I could vCard prettiest vote, because that would be just as selfish an act of entitlement as voting for Trump. Because personally I will be fine of Trump wins. But if Trump wins a lot of people I know won’t be fine. A lot…

Happy to give you your 200th star.

I’m all for respecting other peoples sexual orientation, but I really cannot abide ammosexuals.

What are you hiding?

The key moment of this convention will be Bernie’s speech.I don’t think he can quell the anger in the most fervent Bernie Bros and Broads, but I do think he can do a lot for those who are still on the just on the opposite side of voting for Hillary at this point.

Good seats till available. I think there are more attendants/security standing along the perimeter than in the stands.

“Bitch is playing Pokemon.”

Yep, polarizing.

You’re wrong, it doesn’t matter.

The Vice President pick matters almost not at all in the final election. It only matters with an extremely polarizing figure, so avoid that is the only real rule.

I have no idea who Sara Bareilles is, but I love her tweet. She is an honorary dad with that.

Which is ok, the Vice president choice almost never matters.

I have read all the comments and I am dumbfounded there is no hate for easily the worst...Love It or List It. The fake antagonism between the two hosts, the whiny as hell owners, the fake dollar numbers.

Thank you.