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What’s the over/under on how many times a day he asks someone, “How am I losing to these guys?” 11?

It’s like someone crossed Chelsea with Rylo Ken.

Reporter: I’m hear with Mr. P Bear to discuss his recent escape attempt. GOod evening Mr. Bear.

The whole premise that “he’s a good business man....” etc. is just dumb at its base. Being a good businessman has almost zero to do with being a good President.

What is there to freak out about?

Hey, hey , hey c’mon now, Bernie still might win!

I don’t need all day breakfast, I just need it to be available three minutes after they used to stop, because I had a magical ability to get there just a bit too late. (Of course, I would likely still miss the deadline)

Proprietary plug?

As of now, the only satisfaction I am getting from this season is that Tottenham in any other year would be the neutral’s darlings and this year everybody wants them to fuck right off. It’s not much, but its something.

That bit about playing some video game (Call of Duty??) and how they were in Pakistan in the game and all the signs were in Arabic, comparing it to making sure the hair is perfectly rendered but they can’t be bothered ot get the languages raight, was hilarious

So you’re asking “Why didn’t they make a completely different show?”

Yep, this will be the first test of the new ownership to see if they are serious about wanting to bring Everton up with the big boys a’la Manchester City, or are just pretending.

Yes, it is only celebrities who push their kids on to people. They may have a larger platform than your Facebook friends, but they are hardly much different than the “Look at what Kaylie did today” crowd.

Damn you!

I am learning to never be a fan of anything.

It seems like the failure was more than just the law, but a society that seemed unable to offer this woman and her family safe and reliable options to report and escape the abuse for decades on end. And this is clearly not exclusive to France.

How does it compare to the “$8 worth of Jarlsberg” grilled cheese Adrian Grenier made in The Devil Wears Prada?

Worst Pixar movie ever.

I’m more frightened that Totenham will win the league on goal difference over Leicester and therefore, it would largely be due to the last second goal by Welbz over Leicester.

Why is there a picture of Celine Dion in a Jennifer Aniston article?