Did not a single sorority sister have a gun of their own on them? So tragic and so easily prevented with just another gun.

Abraham Attah deserves a nomination.

Excellent trolling, Patrick. The Spurs fans ate foaming at the “slight”.

If only there was a middle way?

I don’t know why you think I believe there are no Mexicans in Chicago?

All I can say is thank God I live in California where are Mexican food options are always excellent

That is the taily-est panda I have ever seen

I have a feeling the Sermon on the Mount is not his favorite passage.

Not to mention The Leisure Class was a terrible movie.

I Googled Eve Peyser and I still have no idea who she is.

Does it matter if the disclaimer is at the beginning of the email?

Fuck yeah, he did.

One of the best things about Screamer is the Spurs fan’s constant hair- trigger disappointment by the coverage.

The way he plays is definitely sexy.

You know IT.

Sexy footballer makes a sexy pass to sexy footballer who sexily flicks back to sexy footballer for a sexy score. Sexy

Why is this a story? He clearly said the women should not be beaten with stingray tails.

Yes, it is offside, I’m American.

He doesn’t want to go New York, so maybe Mafonna could go to London. Just a thought.

She shouldn’t have been fired in the first place.