It is hard to fathom that she would have that resume if she wasn’t First Lady. I am not saying she isn’t capable, far from it, I just think that being the wife of the Governor of Arkansas is a lot less viable jumping off point for the kind of career she has had than being a First Lady.

Yes and no. I mean can one honestly say that she would be the Democratic frontrunner for President if her husband had not been President and she helped that dynamic by sticking by him.

Clearly you don’t know the difference between having to tell something versus telling something.

That’s true, good thing I don’t have to tell people.

Actually, I’m very smart.

#AllRodgersMatter

There is a difference between a wrong call and a bad call. Even if that wasn’t a facemask it was a tough call. The Linda have no one to blame but themselves.

So what? Once the call is made you should still be able to stop a Hail Mary. And even if it was a wrong call, it wasn’t a horrible call.

Hey, let’s all blame the facemask penalty for the fact the Lions gave up a 61-yard Hail Mary.

My guess is that this was a holiday party and most likely heavily Christmas Christian dominated, even if it wasn’t explicit. There was probably some words about what is and isn’t appropriate with Farook already chomping at the bit (as evidenced by the quantity, how quickly he was able to come back and the pipe bombs).…

I just would assume a Jezebel headline about the bird would somehow include the Kardashians.

When I received an email inviting me to a tasting event for the Season 13 of Top Chef, I was sitting on Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro.

Alternative headline, “It’s a Day that Ends ind ‘Y’ in America”

The Grinder is actually pretty good, innit?

Because the show isn’t about Batman, it’s about Jim Gordon. And Penguin. And Catwoman....

Alan, loved your book. So Gotham is the most entertaining show on television, right? (Note: I did not say best)

I hereby challenge Jezebel to have one Kardashian-free day, even if it means nothing gets published.

Lionel Messi Was Already A Baller As A 12-Year-Old In Argentina

There’s always at least one Dirt Bag item where I have no idea who the people are. Holland Taylor? Sarah Paulson?