If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Not the first time a German has decided to lay his hands on the nether lands. Or as we call them now, the Löw countries.

If he keeps that type of behavior up I bet the NBA will have no choice but to make him an owner.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

To recap:

Oddly enough, I saw Mike Tyson walking around the streets of Las Vegas the other day wearing a t-shirt that said “Malformed Greasy Brandwhore.”

Of course he ran into them in the Coach section.

How does Rex Ryan have the least pretentious shirt out of all 3 guys?

**CONFIDENTIAL** Arsenal Scouting Report:

Sebastian Vollmer and Marcus Cannon went to bat for their coach today, but unfortunately were unable to prevent DeGuglielmo from being sacked.