The Bourne Identity 2: Bathroom Wars

Not surprised. The English have been strong-arming the Welsh defense to the left for three millennia.

“Why didn’t we think of that?!”

This seems like an accurate representation of what an Austin Rivers vs Austin Rivers matchup would look like

*shows up to work wasted off cheap Czech beer*

Germans giving people showers against their will continues to not end well.

Something tells me the cure to Zika is in that baby’s blood.

“overturned box of filth”

“It’s no secret that I haven’t been toeing the line on traditional coaching norms for the past few years. Even though this is a low level position, I’m glad I will be able to spend more time with Kathryn and plantar somewhere new in the organization. Working from the bottom-up is always admirable and the way it should…

Assaulting a minor. Assaulting a woman. DUI. Needs a bankruptcy filing or drug arrest to achieve the coveted athlete fuck-up cycle.

Strong words for a man who prides himself on giving around the back assists to other men