I just used a $20.

Gave $20 to a stripper on my friends birthday and asked her to make him feel special. She took the money, told me to fuck off and I never saw her again.

Strayer isn’t a real school. It’s a for-profit diploma mill that, like all of them before it, will ultimately be found guilty of manipulating the GI Bill for monetary gain.

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Luckily the Dornier Do335

This is quite the spiffy little hatch.

There's actually another option. Reason and Logic. You steam about how much of an asshole the guy is, and you continue of your way. You have no way of knowing if the guy has a gun in the car, or a German Shepherd at his house. There's no reason to find out.

This is more like it.

Well, in my head, I was picturing this strange carousel of kitchen, table, irate customer, back to kitchen, back to table, irate customer......

The story makes sense, but "Scallop Burger" is a a bit misleading. I'm sure the customers in the story didn't know what Scallops were, and that's on them. But I'd like to point out when I hear "Scallop Burger" I get an image of some scallops on top of a skinny burger of beef. The combo might not sound ordinary,…

There are no winners in the toast story. Not the batshit crazy customer that doesn't know how words work (and who gets that irate at any toast-related issue?). But the server doesn't win either, I mean he/she could see that the toast was, in fact, wheat toast. Every time a new plate came out, it was wheat, right? How…

Sagan was one of the greatest men of the 20th century. I dare say we would collectively be in a worse place without him to inspire generations of critical thinkers.

I prefer to cite the 5th amendment for this one:

Would you stop carrying on about the plain text of the Bill of Rights and start thinking of the children?

add Stop and Frisk to the list as well

SpaceX are the ones trying to get spaceflight into the realm of affordability by getting the actual cost-per-pound to orbit down. What Virgin is doing is NOT spaceflight, nor will it be any time soon. It's a glorified, rocket-powered Vomit Comet for rich people. It's not changing any realities about access to space,…

replacement of used feminine hygiene product with new, used was unceremoniously disposed of through window at highway speeds

This is why I choose not to have friends, and not to do favors.

Why on earth would you set your alarm that early and then "sleep" in 7 minute spurts for almost two hours? This is insanity and I will never understand it. If you must use an alarm, set it for the time you want to get up, adn then fucking get up. Don't set it for an hour before you want to get up just so you can…

Why on earth would you set your alarm that early and then "sleep" in 7 minute spurts for almost two hours? This is…