As we know, humanity as a whole got to where it is through widespread neglect and/or abuse of children while adults toiled away on our dumb constitutions and created infrastructure that provides for the largest population in human history. I'm with the late George Carlin when he said "you know what I say? I say…

So am I to assume that, for the first time in 40+ years, someone in the American criminal justice system has learned to read? And in all of that time, the Supreme Court could only count to 3?

Love to throw this song, or "Inflammatory Writ" on during parties. About 2 minutes in people suddenly start asking "what the fuck are we listening to?" I haven't heard her more recent stuff, but I understand her voice has changed since then, kind of a shame.

"To effectively tackle the problem of distracted driving, we need a broader approach that takes into account the many and varied sources of driver distraction," says Adrian Lund, president of IIHS.

I've had this one for 3 years, and I think I've bought 1, maybe 2 cartridges since, and I use the hell out of it. Can't recommend it enough.

I've had this one for 3 years, and I think I've bought 1, maybe 2 cartridges since, and I use the hell out of it. …

You forget Expensive.

You forget Expensive.

I don't know about last year, but two years ago a guy couldn't get his car because the insurance company denied the claim. Turns out the tournament organizers failed to provide the required second witness to validate the claim.

FTFY. Uphill you're taking the trolley.

Good luck getting them to post from their GM laptop.

"What the fuck do you mean it won't fucking be ready? Are you that fucking stupid? Do you think we're going to accept this bullshit from a fucking half ass supplier like you? Are you too fucking stupid to read the fucking specification to give us exactly what we fucking asked for? If you had half a fucking brain,…

Oh, Dubai. You're the guy living down the street that leaves the sticker in the new car window for a month after you bought it. Meanwhile, you never invite anyone into your house because the living room has only a mattress on the floor, and the sink is full of pots and pans.

And I can't be the only one that pictured it after the fact, right?

Now that you have a Top Golf and that Furniture Stadium, people know where the Colony is. Congrats!

I'll bet there are plenty of jobs killing the goddamned mosquitoes.

Yeah, fuck KTI. It's like a sorority of demon-possessed, screeching fake blonde purse snobs descends on that place every weekend like a shroud of pain.

The Holy Grail is my emerald-awash oasis in this damned overachieving soulless desert of a town. You see me there, don't expect me to talk shop, I'm in TCB mode.