It’s almost like RBI’s are a stat that’s not entirely dependent on one player’s performance, but rather involve the ability of those hitting in front of that player to be able to get on base and effectively run the basepaths.

And the Orioles are not the worst team in AL history, but neither achievement is especially relevant to this article.

That third down play was actually a performance art piece entitled Ennui

Let me explain this amazing comment so Redskins Fans understand... Adrian Peterson beats his kids.

Former Skins season ticket holder:

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Man, Boston really owns New York this year.

.00984% of the time it works every time.

You’re a humourless git and I’m not going to waste any more time or bandwidth on your idiocy. Good day sir.

I’m beginning to think this website really isn’t for you.

‘Well, you see, he was trying to gain yards and didn’t give himself up 45 minutes before the defender attempted to murder him, so he was clearly asking for it.’

How the hell is that not an ejectable hit? Exhibit A that goes to show you how terrible NFL officiating is, right there.

Football is so fucking stupid.

A good rule of thumb might be: Do not donate any money to a charity or foundation established by any professional athlete or professional celebrity. These things almost always exist to solicit access to the famous person or so that the famous person in question can claim to be working with an organization that is…

“Cause he’s a rich white dude who’s good at sports...duh!” - America.

“These include the University of Michigan, the private high school that Brady graduated from, ...”

“And then I was like, ‘Gray! I could wear gray! It goes with everything!’”

But everything he learned about charitable foundations, he learned from the damn President of the United States. How could they both be wrong? And do you have a place you’d like to hang a life-sized portrait of Tom as a centaur?

I already know he’s a shitty human being: he’s a Trump supporter.

“(He could make up the difference. He makes a lot of money.)”