This is gonna be the best worst olympics ever.

Actually...Everyone is upset that this guy is gaming the system—and I seem to be rather cheerful that people are upset.

That just means that the flaw lies within the game and the program.

Just like casino's banning card-counters - its quite weak when people instead of fixing the flaw in their process rage against those that have found the flaw and are taking advantage of it.

Anyone who hates on this guy simply doesn't want to realize how…

Yes, but a contestant has no obligation to the viewer, only to himself. And his technique is common in championship Jeopardy! This is much ado about nothing. Nobody is really angry about this.

Not to mention that's not even how cattle are bread anymore; welcome to the 21st century:

Go him!

Yes but the outback sport was the impreza with a bit more ground clearance. So it's a proper hatchback, just less likely to get the bumper chewed up on curbs and parking lot cement blocks.

*Not a Joke*

Which makes it the perfect opportunity to bring back the Chrysler TC by Maserati

As pranks go, this one is pretty basic

Here's the tip: if you're skidding on ice, slow down until you stop skidding. That is the entire trick to driving on unplowed roads.

No. Just flat out no. Plows are not always out before the snow. Salt either comes too late, or can be washed away by rain that falls ahead of the snow. This makes for longer and more dangerous commutes. There will be deaths, easily topping the 5 in Alabama in larger cities. Yet life doesn't stop for those still alive.…

Just get yourself a keylogger, brah

As regards penis size (at least as pertains to Michaelangelo and classical art), classical aesthetics regarded the infantile penis to be aesthetically preferable, and large, anatomically accurate penises to be grotesque.

A friend of mine was an NFL cheerleader. She quit to be a dancer in a cage in a casino because the pay was better and the work was less degrading. I wish I were making this up.

By 300,000 miles the bulb for the check engine light will have burnt out.

Yes. This strange fuel that powers insanely rare things like grills and forklifts.

It's that lack of an air filter that gives me pause. That engine is not long for this world.

damn. when you put it that way, it seems like he might be kind of a racist