Does anybody (with access to both cell phones and toilets) not use the phone on the toilet?

If that's the case, I think it's great that you're at least aware and willing to admit that your phone is a status symbol.

Damn, I was so hopeful that you were serious.

As someone who graduated from a Patriot League school,

Hey, I think old woodys are cool too. Especially when someone turns them into a sleeper. Different strokes for different folks. I fail to see what is uncool about a car that does not need to compromise between performance and practicality.

I had class at a bar all the time when I was in college. Is it really that unusual?

I suppose this all just demonstrates that calling something "cool" is inherently subjective.

Trollolololol

eh, lasers are pretty quick.

I assume that parking lots are fair game?

They'll also be covered in paint and feces within a few hours of installation.

This headline is misleading. No laws of the universe have been broken.

What about breast milk?

This.

No need to only make the minimum payment. I pay my bill in full each month, so I've never paid interest on anything purchased with my credit card. In effect, I'm using it as a debit card.

The lens will not influence the number of pixels.

You know how those spam comments always say they used the money to get an Aston Martin Huayra Superleggera? I think we know now where they got that car from.

I'm about 1/4 mile from a frequently used train line. You can hear the whistles, but I got used to it quickly enough. Never wakes me up anymore.

This. I have a 2012 Impreza. It's a great little fuel efficient commuter that can also haul loads of stuff in the hatch or be a tank in the snow.

Nowhere nearly as creative as the boat.