You forgot to mention the part about buying a new Ferrari DB9.

I'm sure it's fast, but it's also hideous and will be unreliable.

Heh, I did that once. Got two broken ribs out of the deal.

+1

Hm, always on long highway cruises for me.

Poor lambo :(

Did that once, when I was a dumb teenager. On a straight, empty road, late at night. Turned off my headlights just for kicks. Immediately said "oh shit, I can't see a goddamn thing" and turned them back on.

Oops, I stand corrected. I'd thought that the latest generation of V6 mustangs were turbocharged.

Oops, I stand corrected.

I thought the subaru and V6 Mustang scoops were for the intercoolers. Only turbo subarus have scoops, and the V6 mustang has a turbo as well.

VW in that picture, amirite?

Go pards!

Gold plated wheelchair =/= gold wheelchair.

Misleading title.

Other gawker sites posted it as a "sponsored" post

Mine's dead. But I no longer use an MP3 player anyway.

Crossbows don't fire arrows.

If the crossbow requires more than one piece, aside from the bolt, of course, to function, then it is by definition more than one piece.

I bought a Creative Zen Micro in 2006 or so, when iPods were all the rage. I chose the Creative because, compared to the iPod Mini, it was:

I think that I'd actually prefer a flying car, Mr. Wert.