Wait, what?

Cut the price in half, and you've got a NP

I might just have to print out a few copies of this and leave them around various strategic locations.

"love thyself"? Sounds like masturbation to me.

Only problem with cross-US ideas is that it's not that much of a challenge/adventure. People drive cross-country in shitty cars all the time.

That's interesting, though not applicable to the car I was driving. I could shift into whatever gear I wanted, and I could remove the key while moving. The car was an old camry.

in what sense?

Naah, it was the pelican's fault.

In my first car, which was nearly 20 years old at the point when I began driving it, you could remove the key from the ignition while driving. Like, just pull it straight out. Sometimes it would fall out while going around a tight left hand turn. I'd have to rummage around the floor of the car once I got to my…

I'm abstaining from the vote on this one.

I saw a streetview impreza over the summer.

It's not actually as aerodynamic as a penguin. Penguin=0.03, this=0.189.

I'm a mechanical engineer by schooling, process engineer by employer.

I'm a 23 year old cube-dweller who started my job about five months ago. I've been getting lunch with my 70something year old CEO nearly every day since being hired.

"The Dragon needs two thruster pods to reach the space station, but only two are working now".

This.

I approve of your interrobang usage. That is all.

Where the fuck is swiss cheese on that cheese list?

My father has a master's in city planning from an Ivy, but his career has had nothing to do with city planning.

The plot thickens!