I think Half-Life 3's release date will be exactly one week after The Last Guardian's.

This is so weird, I don't think I've ever had a bad experience in a Gamestop. Every so often an employee asks if you need help, but that's about it. I guess at checkout they always ask if you're interested in preordering games, but then they're a business, so that makes sense.

Hey I know you!

I feel like some aren't catching onto your sarcasm. How... expected.

So I haven't commented since the new system was put in place, but goddamn, this exchange was quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read.

Gah I wish.

So since I can't send you a message Mr. Ashcraft; check it out there are totally Evangelion themed razors and shaving cream in Japan!

I wanted to reply to your story about the mouse with a fan but the discussion's closed!

Oh, this makes a lot more sense than I thought it would. Sooo, I guess I'll eat my words now

Is this the real life? Or this just fantasy?

Holy crap, the new commenting system dropped.

I never thought of it like that. That's very true!

"Pro" controller huh? So what does that make the other controller? The "Casual" controller?

Sanic says so too, so I think you're right.

Oh, well shit, that's terrifying. StayPuftGiant says the same so I'm guessing you're right.

I never thought food could give me an erection. Yet, here I am.

How do they tell if the gamer is under 16? Does anyone under 18 actually put their real birthday down anymore? Learned how to bypass that iron-clad security that when I was about 12, "Hmm, what's my birthday? May... 5th... 1902"

I'd never heard of Komakai before, but it makes total sense. Apple products are presented pretty much perfectly and as a consumer I notice that. Maybe consumers of all societies are more subconsciously komakai than they think, which is why Apple is so appealing to most. Fun thought to chew on, I think I'll try to be…

Oooh, fine, I'll read it on my coffee break.

I think the art style turned some people off, which I get since it was a little "chibi" (that's the word for it right?). But both are solid games in my book.