Am I the only one who thought 9 was amazing, better than 7 even? Oh well, whatever; if they did make a FF7 remake Square they should make it a PS2 exclusive just for shits 'n giggles.

I didn't :(

I think I know who it was...

**SPOILER**

That's very true I suppose. It just sucks for them to be in such a shitty situation (which is the understatement of the year).

Humanity just kind of sucks sometimes :(

Aliens created suicide.

I hope there's an extra warm spot in Hell for us. I'd hate to need to bring a sweater.

Yeah, what I propose might well be a nation wide revolution sparking event. I just... it seems so simple, you know? I know it isn't, but being American and having had the luxury of free speech, right to protest, unions, etc. it's like engrained in my brain that people have the right to do those things. It's hard to…

I've heard they assemble iPhones too.

I don't know anything about the social system/government of China (Other than "China government bad") so when I ask this please know that it's out of sheer curiosity and ignorance of their social strati:

Some kind of camp that could, theoretically, help them concentrate?

Back in my day we just hit each other in the penis, that was the joke.

Sort of like now when the general population hears the word "gamer" then think you play WoW, BLOPS, or Madden.

I, for one, am glad you still took the time out of your day to respond and make yourself look like a total ass.

Inclement weather pattern approaching?

I think this is pretty clearly meant to be taken as a joke :D

I hope you're proud of yourself. Best thread on Kotaku this morning.