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"We truly owe a lot to these reckless gastronomers who see or smell
something terrible and decide that the best course of action is to eat
it."

Haa-haa!

"So I had lunch with Burroughs every day."
Naked Lunch!?

The Brahms Requiem.

The Brahms Requiem.

The Brahms Requiem.

The Brahms Requiem.

The characters' names make them sound like they're members of the Palin family. I guess they moved to NYC because all the fry-cook jobs in Wasilla were already taken by Palin siblings.

Well, thank goodness Ryan Lochte didn't drop his Speedo.

Are any Filmation animators alive to tell us whether Kirk was animated with real hair or with a toupee?

Not behind its back, anyway.

I cannot. Furthermore, I'm a little surprised that Ishtar didn't make this list, as much as people pissed and moaned about how bad it was.

How did The Terror of Tiny Town escape mention?

You have a policy with my wife?

Terry Gilliam, perhaps? (As suggested by my lovely and perceptive wife.)

The Walt Disney version of Mary Poppins is an execrable travesty. I would like to see Mary Poppins remade (well, made for the first time) with Tim Burton directing and Lily Tomlin as Mary Poppins.

Part of the NSNA storyline was that Bond was past his prime, and had been sent to a health spa to get back in shape after being "killed" in an exercise. As I recall, the movie includes a few jokes about getting old. Of course the movie was made as a thumb of the nose to Eon Studios, and one might think of it as an

You seem to forget that Sean Connery has already played the "elderly Bond"— though outside the official movie series— in Never Say Never Again (1983).