Why didn't you ask Mr. Selleck about his stealing water for his avocado trees?
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I've found Commissioner Reagan's sanctimoniousness somewhat harder to take lately.

What? No mention of the Inferior Five!?

Speaking of Something Wicked This Way Comes, please, please, please:
Somebody make a movie out of Mary Poppins. Quick— before Lily Tomlin opens her umbrella and floats away.

Well, damn. I figured the Tucker would carry the thing.

What do you have to do to a salmon to make the lox compatible?

Never mind the 1980s. The computer hacking in Independence Day was nonsensical.

In 9. David Caruso, "weltschmerz" should be "schadenfreude".

“You look terrible.”
“Yeah. But I feel good.”
"Then you are a vagina."