Now I am imagining a hunting show where they track the elusive "Cunt Weasel"

Is there a vaccine for Cunt Weaselness that I didn't know about?!

Is it mean that a tiny part of me wished that syringe had an air bubble in it?

AND ITS SO GOOD.

Well, the name of the show they're on is called "The Fall."

How dare you imply that Jeremy Renner would ever move to Phoenix.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

So lack of chemistry

Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

Jezebel: Stories of courage for the 21st century!

You wanna know what is the most disgusting thing I have ever encountered? At aesthetics school, our instructor happened to casually mention something called "black hairy tongue" as something that happens to people as a result of horrible oral hygiene or, rarely, as a side-effect of some medications. The photos I…

I wouldn't call that falling. I'd call it missing a step.

Misleading headline is misleading. I expected something more like...

I'll say this to any naysaying or critiques: Little Black girls are ALL about this movie. I was in the theatre to see "The Hobbit", and moms and grannies were there with their charges and their friends and they were happy as pigs in shit to be there. And I was happy for them.

I mean really, who hasn't been there?

And then he pulls his pipe out?

Sounds like something from a fairy tale. A gross fairy tale.

Depends on what sort of relationship you have with the local squirrels.

And Skynet will also have better rap skills.