Pause.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

The better question is, can Chuck Johnson prove he DIDN'T shit on the floor? Multiple times?

Serious question tho: what is your favorite side/drink/dessert/whatever to bring over to a party?

You know what is demeaning to people who have been sexually assaulted? Not believing them.

I am happy for her and her freedom and colors and weed, but this is honestly exhausting to look at. Seriously, my body is crashing and my brain feels drained of serotonin just looking at these photos. Aw fuck, I am too old for this, aren't I?

I know people who would pay good money for Strip wrestling between those two.

Is it too blunt to say that I want Liam Hemsworth's penis in and/or around me? Yes? Okay.

ETA: In unrelated news, I harbor jealousy for Miley Cyrus.

I'm watching this through my fingers and my urgent question, which I just screamed aloud to anyone who will listen (potential audience: husband, 2 cats, maybe a ghost), is WHY DON'T THEY SHOW THE EMPTY HOLE AT THE END? THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE BEST BIT.

I dont know where you're living but my mom never drank nor smoked and we didnt have money for anything either. The "well they blew it all on smokes and booze!" excuse is an all-time favourite of those who dont want to think about how lesser fortunate have it.

Wait until tomorrow. There are 5 there that genuinely gave me heart palpitations.

Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance.

Men get very angry when you challenge their entitlement to do whatever the fuck they want.

If you have a good voice, then you should sound good anywhere.

But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services.

To be fair, people who get the "irony" of "normcore" need to be punched in the face.

If you guys keep doing this I might have to start reading Vice, and I really don't want to do that.