My father was the jerkface in our household. Constantly on my mother about her weight. She was SO SKINNY when they met. Later in life I came to find out she was shooting up speed at the time, so sexy, so healthy. My mom dieted throughout my childhood - lost and gained weight for years and years. She is in her mid…

100% the production's fault for hiring her. This girl and her infinite chances. Meanwhile, actual talented black actresses and actors struggle to find work.

Someone got stabbed after a Chris Brown show.

Everyone's a critic.

I don't want Beyoncé to be friends with Blake Lively.

Pretty sure Ana was the one that coined the "Red Room" name... then again, it's hard to tell which character is which because EVERYTHING ABOUT THOSE BOOKS IS WRONG.

The only tourist attraction I want to visit is Jamie Dornan's anaconda. Okay, I'm leaving now.

I need some new Gluten Free/Casein Free/Dairy free/Soy free,Chick pea flour free recipes! Something a picky little eater would like.

I can't have kids, but as a sign of solidarity, I poop when other people give birth. It's like my own personal congratulatory balloon bouquet.