I found this whole thing very troubling and did a bit of research. While he was AG, Bill Clinton commuted the life sentence of the man accused of killing Juanita Broaddrick’s father and there are people who theorize that this was a form of political payback against a state politician. Broaddrick’s main corroborator of…

The batteries on their mobility scooters are going to run down awful fast once the lights go out.

I can’t help but think that she must have refused his advances or something. He sounds an awful lot like a “nice guy” who got “friend zoned.”

Blake Shelton has the mean, piggy eyes of a high school bully.

‘Roy Scheider was in good shape and sexy’

OH MY GOD he was hot in that movie. #Cosign

And unless you have a very fancy shower, someone is always getting left out of the warm water. Shower sex and 69-ing are both so overrated. There’s also those moments in shower sex where one thing moves or changes and your partner starts to really get off right as the water is blasting straight into your eyes. Or ear.

I would like to watch her and Anna Wintour getting sloshed on artisanal cocktails and taking turns dissing things and trying to outdo each other.

Wait, so you would just not go to a movie if you were exposed to man parts for even the briefest of glimpses? Is that normal for straight men?

‘what happens to a man who doesn’t pay honest cribbage debts?’

LOL. Who is more terrible, you for saying that or me for laughing?

‘So she’s generally a mopey, sarcastic pain in the ass with delusions of her own special unique emotional turmoil’

Hahaha, but that isn’t how Consumer Magical Thinking™ works. ‘A slow gradual overall change that requires rethinking my unhealthy patterns? Balls! I’m going to purge myself for 72 hours and that’ll fix everything!!’

A man named St. John broke my heart when I was 20. He was, I believe the British phrase is, a total tosser.

Agreed. TODAY IN NEWS ABOUT UTTERLY HORRIBLE PEOPLE

Coke bloat.

Well-played.

SUCH A GOOD BOOK. I had lunch with the author in NYC just because I was ballsy and asked him out to lunch on Twitter. I think it was about halfway through the meal that he realized I wasn’t Anybody Important, just very forward. A fascinating guy.

I’ve just found that I am not romantically compatible with people who have an overly complicated relationship with their food. Plus, every fussy, picky eater I’ve ever had sex with has been absolutely terrible in the sack.

I have an iron-clad policy of never going on a second date with a person who mentions their allergies on a first date. It only leads to sadness and horror.

O YUM