This is good shit. Rubio’s ass kept placing 3rd, 3rd, 2nd, 3rd ...2nd (I don’t know the actual order, but I know he only won 1 state!)...as if that was his grand ol’ scheme. It was as if he convinced himself that was a plausible pathway to the nomination. Shit got annoying. It was like dude, drop the fuck out ...your…

Where’s your shot Tom? Post that shit. Probably would look like Drake shooting at Kentucky’s warm ups.

Do you want to know why the men on these campaigns are paid more?

Fuck these bitches and their EDM DJ’s.

“All I know is what’s on the internet.”

I heard if you message him this is the sound his text tone makes ...

“The analytics I used were the stats and rating numbers of players in MLB The Show.”

I take the elevator whenever the fuck I want to cause’ this is ‘Merica, and damn it I have the right to do so. Damn liberals trying to make me ponder why I take an elevator up one flight up at work.

Wha’...you folks at the site sour because you wanted him to be found guilty? You guys were foaming at the mouth ready to tear this guy apart. The matter is over and it’s time to find the next athlete (who is actually guilty of something) to rip into.

Did Cooley lose all his hair yet? He was holding onto to it for a real long time.

Damn man, I’m just trying to read more of White’s quote, but I guess I have to click on this ad a couple of times to do so.

Nash told ESPN he’s more emotional, and that he’s not sure why he agreed to be in Magic Mike 2.

I once tried this in high school and my rectum prolapsed. Never walked the same after that.

I’ll show my age here. Anyone ever see or hear of the movie Freejack? Starred Emilio Estevez and yes, Mick Jagger. What if my man freejacked!?

I agree with Hillary. Stfu and go run for something instead. I’d run, but I like to smoke weed, and all that shit would be dug up and what not. I just wouldn’t be able to get that Evangelical vote.

Do basketball players like gang banging chicks because that teamwork motto they’ve been taught as kid’s has been embedded in their heads as adults? Having sex with two chicks, sure. Having sex with a woman and my boys? Fuck no!

When Dwight enters free agency will teams take into consideration that he is mentally incapacitated when thinking of signing him?

Rest in Peace George Kennedy. Apparently you were a great actor who appeared in numerous movies. I’m ashamed to admit I only knew you as the guy from the Breath Assure commercials.

Another obvious break up for Katy Perry on the horizon. I have to imagine a lot of people look at her and wonder why she can’t see the disaster that lies ahead. I wish the best for this person I do not know ...but Orlando Bloom man? In 20 years I envision a Katy Perry autobiography with a chapter devoted to all the…

Likely lived up? It did.