So many people do not understand the risk he takes by playing without having that longterm guaranteed money. The hundreds of people commenting on his posts about how he screwed them because they drafted him with their 1st round fantasy football pick is frankly disgusting. Who gives a shit that you drafted the guy, if…

He looks like a retired gummy bear that became a police officer. 

hot take: the show is actually kind of good

Fuck Jeffree Star. He is a disgusting racist garbage can human. He doesn’t deserve to even be acknowledged. 

There’s a whole world out there (which evidently exists just a few miles from where I am) to which I’m completely oblivious - even despite an open war going on within that world! There really are upsides to advanced age.

It’s SO rewarding!

it is in the caption and it is very good

Props to Dwight Gooden for pulling into police HQ.

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

Thanks for providing the impetus to look this up

Dude’s got 2 steps one gigantic step in before it leaves his hand. Fuck this highlight.

This is what I immediately pictured.

I’d be pissed too if it was intimated that my client hung out with a broken-down Highlander like Mario van Peebles, lesser Baldwin brother, and one-hit wonder-rapper Tone Loc.

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

Can anyone hear/read the word “thrice” and not immediately think of Monty Burns’ batting instructions?

Rzepczynski of course went on to walk Danny Espinosa on four pitches, officially starting the Nationals’ death spiral.