Phil Jackson is like that old guy you have a conversation with who is real passionate about what he says ...but is almost always wrong. It’s usually guys who experimented with drugs in the 60's and 70's who are “open minded,” hippies. You nod your head and say “yeah” out of respect, but know they are completely out of…

Have you ever seen Woody Paige? He’s as odd a motherfucker I’ve ever seen.

Working in TV I’m amazed no one realized that graphic before they put it on air. That is some gross oversight right there. The only excuse they have for airing that is either the director or producers are absolute morons.

Pierre-Paul should be sued for being a millionaire football player dumb enough to light a firecracker in his hand. Dumb ass motherfucker.

I had a friend who went to Australia and had a picture taken with a koala so he could show off on Facebook and Instagram like the tween acting twat he is. I think he expected me to say “oh, cool,” like every other person he showed the picture to who really didn’t care. I told him, “how nice, taking a picture with a…

“If you were allowed to have a partner it might have been.” What is this woman talking about, and why isn’t she in a kitchen? That comment was purposely sexist for comedic effect of that horrible joke.

Hot dogs are such a low class food. Really, I know a lot of people like them ...and as a kid I loved them. As an adult ...I despise them. Okay, despise is a pretty harsh word ...but I look at those pictures of the BK hot dog, and I’m like noooooooooooooooooo! It’s so wrong ...so classless. I’d expect this maybe from…

Cat looks like me after I smoke herb.

Darren Daulton v2.0

Clap clap clap clap clap clap, FUCK YOU YANKEES!!!

I’m here ...but I’m not even going to watch. Good to know it wasn’t serious and that the girl is doing okay.

Dude, go get your ass to NOLA. How are you going to to post something on drunkspin without ever being to the promise land of drunkenness? Go!

My question is who the fuck is listening to these two numb nuts?

Damn, if Montana is in this bad of shape now Peyton is probably going to be in even worse shape down the road.

I used to watch those Canadian jackasses on SportsCentre in Canada. I thought their shtick was good ...but probably only because I’d see them once or twice a year while visiting family in Ontario. To see them on a daily basis was annoying. If it were the early to mid-nineties maybe their act would have translated well…

Waaah waàaaah

Does CTE contribute to irresponsible spending as well?

My ass usually drips after eating undercooked wings from Buffalo Wild Wings.

This guy lost me with his cornball guitar playing routine. There can only be one Clinton on Arsenio moment ...and that’s it! The magic can never be recaptured. Cornball generic motherfucker. I think I need a nap.