Director: Melissa, we were thinking about doing a beauty shot on the jib when you do your intro ...but you might not be able to see the prompter from that distance.

It’s seems like everyone was aware of what happened but didn’t want to acknowledge it for fear of LeBron’s future wrath. Yeah, I’m high and wrote “future wrath.”

Cues the Benny Hill theme song as the grounds crew works to remedy the problem ...

LOUD NOISES!!!

Maybe if they still had a basketball team they could turn their attention elsewhere. I’m a Steelers fan and I love when people tell me Seattle got robbed in 2005. Fuck them! Petition that shit bitches!

I got off of twitter a year ago ...but then I re-joined this year. The reason ...to keep up with my favorite music artists and bands. I only use twitter to see when albums are being released, or when someone is going on tour. It can be practical if used properly.

I came here to make a Josh Smith joke, but Doc Rivers is saying it did not involve another player. Man, if your going to break your hand hitting someone ...make sure it’s someone worthy of the pummeling. Your a 6'10 giant beating on someone most likely half your size. Forever soft in my eyes.

I told my daughter if Alex Ovechkin scores 3 goals daddy will knock out mommy’s new boyfriend. Oh, wait ...

Did The Rock mean coke? My man’s nose is redder than Rudolph’s.

Regis’ teeth have been defeated!

Son of a bitch. You ruined my name!!!

Fuck the Patriots and their fans. There is no such thing as a classy Patriots fan. That would be like saying that there are classy Yankees fans. Shit doesn’t exist. Congrats to the Broncos ...and Peyton. Absolutely ...the Broncos defense are a huge reason they are in a Superbowl ...kudos to John Elway for putting…

“Uh-huh-hah, yeah that was me on television. Uh-huh, what? I’m a dumbass and a loser? I’m well aware of that ...but hey, at least I was on TV and Deadspin ...so now I’m an infamous douchebag.”

David Blatt is like that boss or co-worker you may have that tries to come across as if they are competent when everyone knows (including themself) they truly are not. They bark out obvious orders you already know, and you pick up their slack because they are incompetent. I don’t know where I’m going with this. I’m…

So Josh Smith’s career has been reduced to locker room cheerleader. Faaantastic. I’d say that’s embarrassing ...but if your being paid 1.4 million dollars to ride the bench and be a part of Harden’s or Howard’s entourage when they roll deep I guess it’s not so bad.

Hahaha, I do the same! Despite owning a Jeep I plan on taking it nice and easy. Don’t group me in with those other morons!

I visit Deadspin a lot ...maybe too much. But if I didn’t, then I wouldn’t have come across this post. I’m a person in their late 30's ...my parents are in their 70's. I could not imagine how it would feel to lose them at such a young age. I feel implored to help. I hope others will as well. Just horrible.

Fuck you snow! I bought a Jeep Wrangler Unlimited last year just for this shit. Snow, when I see you I’m going to run you over and do 70 mph on the interstate blasting Waylon Jennings. And when you folks see me stuck deep in grassy median please call for help!!!

Gotcha. Thanks for the knowledge. I think my comments were directed more towards the offense since that’s Chips specialty ...and the Niners don’t seem to have any standout offensive players (aside from Staley). Your right about the defensive guys. Seems like a good core, and he’d be foolish to piss them off.