Would you play backup quarterback at Duke for four full years if they allowed you to swing a real, actual working light saber once through a tree

Doesn't this prove that girls hate to sleep with guys who have tribal tattoos?

I asked my Mom not to read my blog when she discovered it, but I sent this link to her (because I'm proud of making it on this site). Here is her response:

In fairness, Ray Lewis was only guilty of watching 2 people die. Thirty years from now, Bonnie Bernstein will have been complicit in that entire group's death

I don't know but that did not strike me as the intent of Koblin. If I'm wrong than I am. But don't think I am.

And that this is the first thing you are posting re: Sandy Hook. Not a single link over to Gawker's site all day? Why?

I mean, yea I guess, but come on. They are a massive news outlet, that isn't tasked with covering this sort of news. It makes sense to have a internal corporate policy. I guess it's weird that they said tweeting "can resume" but again, large org on the fly. This just bothers me that you would post it and I can't…

He was a senior last year. Ineligible now

You have an Irishman ranking deli meats? He got the whole damn list wrong. Ask an Italian

It's gonna be some ode to a fucking Renaissance painter. Titian

I can't wait until the Israeli Palestinian conflict is solved in the Deadspin comments. Come on guys! You are almost there!

Joe, how many tacos could you eat in 22 minutes. I bet it's seven. Is it seven?

YES!

JaVale on the moon

Good thing they've got a Skelton there to show them where everything's supposed to—I'll show myself the door

Brandon Lloydganis

Also... he thinks a printer is used to make a website?

Is that John Elway as Hitler? Or is that just Hitler wearing a John Elway jersey?

You tweeted at me today and it was one of the most-life affirming moments of my past five years. How does it feel to have that power?

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