What did Deadspin put on their front page in lieu of Olympic Coverage?

If the Paralympics had magic, you'd think they'd use it to... never mind

In fairness, pedophilia was what JoePa thought those Russian oligarchs he used to know suffered from

It's pieces like this that make me love Deadspin. Brutal, provocative and would never stand a chance of being published on a "mainstream" site. But this needs to be out there for people to see. Thanks Tom

Will Jared Allen still be allowed to play?

+3/5

What would it take to get him to write a point-counterpoint with LZ Granderson?

"Ninety Minutes to Gainesville" is also the title of Nicholas Cage's newest movie

That depends how many STDs your youth league coach had

Nor in the Reformed Saudi Robbers League

When a famous cellist asked Bryce Harper about sepia. "That's a brown question, Yo."

Just be ready to bitch about whatever they replace it with

The Young and the Defenseless

-1*

Prefonkane

You're in charge now, Jonathon Toews

We got a KaneHawk Down

Damn. Totally missed this. Good call, way before I got a chance