Wow. Survivor is still a thing. Anyway, yeah, this guy sucks.

It is truly an abomination. I tried to watch it in the last few years because I thought it might be Room-level bad, but it's just unwatchable-level bad. The scene where the cop pisses on Cosby's feet - my lord. And that's like in the first 15 minutes of the movie.

Quite true.

For some reason, I saw Ghost Dad in a movie theater.

There needs to be a drinking game centering around how long anyone can watch this. Like, if you can make it past the bottle with the dolphins you have me beat. Like, one drink for every three minutes you can stand. I guess it would turn into an anti-drinking game.

Napster is still a thing, huh? I had no idea.

I've only been hearing about this woman for a couple months now, and I'm not going to google her because I don't want to end up in the internet wormhole, but who is she? Where did she come from? I assumed she's just the new iteration of the Ingraham/Coulter blonde white woman says shocking things model.

No worries. Considering this movie is now almost 20 years old it's possible that a lot of people reading this never even heard of it, let alone have seen it.

I was kidding. Hey, not to spoil it, but Rosebud is the name of his sled. And Darth Vader is Luke's father.

oregano is an herb, not a spice…big difference. I use spices dried. I do not use herbs dried, except maybe bay leaves.

not a single spoiler alert?

Bozo almost always gave a do-over to the kids who missed the first bucket. But we all knew it wasn't going to end well.

My favorite/saddest memory was when some kid missed the first bucket in the grand prize game and Bozo would always let him get a do-over. But we all knew it wasn't going to end well. The first bucket was like an inch from the kid.

Oh, you fell for the oldest mistake ever - it's cracker jack, singular. Not cracker jacks.
But good list.

Moonlight is perhaps the least miserable movie I have ever watched. It is beautiful and joyous, and yes, there is pain, just like in everybody's life. But it is an ebullient film with amazing moments.

Helmet! Exactly. Evey time they put out a record I just think, weird, I figured they broke up forever ago.

Ramones Halfway to Sanity did it for me. Just a dull record. I gave some of their 90s records a shot, but they were just a nostalgia act by that point. Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk, which took this weird funky punk band and just turned them into the generic rock band they are now. I also agree with the HWM…

When did the Stay-Puft marshmallow man join GNR?

Sadly, I've worked in restaurants where that was a "secret" trick to keeping it green longer. All the acidity. Same with sour cream. But it's not guacamole.

Me underwears