Actually the opposite. I guess it's the internet and we all just assume snark.

I'm probably way too late to use the "Tony Plow" joke, but there it is.

Boy, Ozzy really looks and sounds in terrific shape, huh?

"Killers in America work seven days a week." Trump channeling his inner Clash.

Corn nuts. On road trips I don't know why, but they are my truck-stop snack of choice. I guess they keep me occupied trying to pick all the bits out of my teeth, as I'm usually road-tripping alone. But they are truly vile and I don't think I've ever bought them when I'm at home.

"Vehemently" is a funny word to use for Trump's very mild rejection. And it took him like three days to "reject" the neo-Nazi conference that ended with them sig-heiling and chanting "Hail Trump, Hail Victory."

You are better off not knowing. She had a reality show in which she had sex with men and women and chose one at the end, or something. I stumbled onto an episode once when I had cable and it was a horrifying freak-show the likes of which you can barely imagine. Except, seeing the above, I guess you can.

Can we have a rule that if we have to use the term "alt-right" in an article we preface it or replace it with the term neo-nazi? That's what they are.

Or even better, as The Ringmaster from Hijinks 2: Sodom

I wish she had gone as "The Ringmaster."

Neil Young, Rush, the Weakerthans and (gulp) the Barenaked Ladies come to mind as Canadian artists that have enjoyed phenomenal success in the states.

This is probably going to put the old pizza in a cup guy out of business.

I feel like this Sharknado thing has run its course but I wish I could think of a three-word-phrase that would perfectly encapsulate that notion…

Wait a minute: how exactly does a clairvoyant die? They should be able to avoid this, right?

I love Allroy's Revenge - the songs and lyrics and I love Scott Reynolds' voice. How this compares? Well, Everything Sucks has WAY better production. Allroy's Revenge has such bad production, so compressed and it's all high end. It really wrecks the heavier songs, like Copping Z and Box. Plus, there was never any…

First seven-inch was 79, though - Ride the Wild. They were a very different band then. No Milo.

Sophomore album? Is the first album on KRS discounted for some reason?

Usually when your meat loaf collapses you may need to add more eggs to the mix and, no matter what, don't overmix it. And let it rest before cutting it.

Unfortunately to figure out if this is a legitimate suit requires listening to both of these godawful songs.

Man, this could be a total trainwreck or it could be….decent? I don't care. This band has been part of my life since I was a 13-year-old skateboarder back in 1987. They are in my DNA. I'm excited to see it regardless, although a huge part of my being says it could be disastrous.