I do want to emphasize the fact that I think that Lawrence is a worthy winner; my problem is that her edit showed her in an increasingly unfavourable light in the latter half of the season, from being an unforgiving bitch to Ellie to just whining about, well, everything, and that’s fair to precisely no one, and…

I do want to emphasize the fact that I think that Lawrence is a worthy winner; my problem is that her edit showed her in an increasingly unfavourable light in the latter half of the season, from being an unforgiving bitch to Ellie to just whining about, well, everything, and that’s fair to precisely no one, and…

The REAL race, the only one that will matter in the end, is Gottmik v. Symone, they’re both making finale and it doesn’t really matter who else you put from the cast up against them.

It was the best of the rest, but I was still getting “costume”, and not “couture”. I had thought that the “beast” was going to be a point of departure --and not the final destination. I think that the “Monster Mashup” runway of UKDR (and specifically, Veronica Green’s runway) showed more of the fashion that I was…

Phi Phi O’Hara? Heidi? The chairs? I just hope that the answer is, for once, “the viewing audience”. Ultimate plot twist!

Middling performances and McDonald’s runways do not a winner make.

I totally forgot about Bob! Kim Chi is one of my absolute favourite Drag Race contestants, and I thought she had a chance when I watched S8 for the first time, but looking back now...nah. I think that the only contestant who could have given her a run in the end was Acid Betty, and she took herself out of contention…

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Still better than that piece of crap that Kandy Muse was wearing. Oh God. I feel Kandy Muse now knocking on my door and shouting shangelisms on how sickening she is because judges love her and clapping every sound from her mouth and then turning back and raising the arms asking for approval and calling on every…

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Kandy? Who cares?

When asked about her ‘brand’ Kandy gave two predictable adjectives (‘firecracker’ and “sensitive”)

I’m sure she was being diplomatic, but Olivia shouldn’t have been that excited to see Jaida: there’s no way that Ru is going to give back-to-back titles to a pageant queen, and Jaida was more versatile. I don’t see either Olivia or Utica doing well at all in a roast, and I don’t need previews to tell me that.

With the exception of Utica and, possibly, Rose, all of the runway looks missed the mark (and some of those were hard misses). If the theme of the runway was “Beast!” — then fine. But this was beast couture, and that latter element was missing from most of the looks. And most of the paint was underwhelming, to say the…

Tina going home for a branding challenge? Priceless.

Frankly, I resent Ru/the producers for consistently pushing through competitors who are obviously not up to par, just for the sake of drama or some stupid contrived narrative.

Oh, who am I kidding. This is Homer’s makeup gun set to “whore”.

Utica: Raging Bull. Or rather Cow, as we all learned from this episode.

How can I “save” this comment more than once? I mean, LOOK at that Hindenburg Titanic freakshow of a paintjob! It’s Horchata’s sister! It looks like I did the makeup! I also want to say that the entire ensemble reminded me of one of Sherry Pie’s concept rejects.

Symone’s too smart to let everyone else know that no one else is in her league at this point.