Murica............hell yeah!

Ways to tell if a person is about to say something stupid. Beginning with:

Hey pal, the post is up

Comic Book Guy: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
Bart: For what? They’re giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them.
Comic Book Guy: ...Worst episode ever.

What, are you too fucking stupid to watch the game without a blog holding your hand?

Let’s all bow to the man with the 18 stars! LOL

Wow 18 stars. Very cool

ESPN.go.com

Definitely complain about the free content you get from the website you come to voluntarily

Race relations are much more important than women’s soccer. In fact, just about everything you can think of is more important than women’s soccer.

Hitler all day, Hitler all night.

The dividend collecting wing of the party doesn't give a shit about this stuff. They just pretend to in order to harvest enough votes from the yokels to stay in office.

I bet David Brooks could tell us all about loss and masculinity. Love that name and avatar!!!!

I just want this part of this live blog to be saved for posterity.