Well, it’s easier to use when it comes to bigger or smaller numbers. Like I know an eighth of an inch is .125 but when it gets to 1/16 I have to think about it.

I’m no expert but I believe this is what one calls an “unfunded mandate.” Among other things.

Is this a joke.

I found a much cheaper way to have on-demand hot water and it’s called having only one bathroom directly above the water heater *rimshot*

Oh, I dunno, college, because my dad is wildly irresponsible and tells the same lies to everyone else as he does to himself and my mom enables his shit.

Haven’t seen that one yet!

It’s possible to have more than one accent at the same time. When I speak Spanish, it’s with both an American English (as opposed to British) and Latin American Spanish (as opposed to European Spanish) accent, because I leaned Spanish from Latin American curricula.

French people who learn English in France are probably more likely to speak it with a British accent. See also: Indian people who learn English in India

I like how the movie Amadeus did it. It was for an American audience, so they did a find/replace of every German character, accent and ARIA(!!) and turned them into generic American English. Thus, we experienced Mozart’s German operas as the Viennese locals did: they were accessible! The Italian opera stayed Italian…

Why not opiate overdose? Plant a bagel in your backyard, process the flowers, and you’ve got your drug without those pesky pharma companies standing in your way. And don’t tell me it’s illegal, Arizona, killing people is also illegal for civilians.

If I need to cry I watch Futurama, tyvm.

No doy. Does not change my appreciation.

And it won’t protect the US frontera-ists.

I’d think it more important to love Sloan and Trailer Park Boys.

Good. Now bring us a half-decent take on the Little House series, chop chop.

“There needs to be white people who do the right thing, there needs to be black people who do the right thing,” Melfi said. “And someone does the right thing. And so who cares who does the right thing, as long as the right thing is achieved?”

I’m not sure how I feel about this, actually.

My husband responds with “Ah” to anything he feels requires acknowledgment, but where he doesn’t know exactly what to say, due to issue complexity or his not caring.

Augmented Mac and Diminished Mac? Too long?

He’s absolutely right about the correlation, though. We’re unhappier than conservative women in that we KNOW the patriarchy is shitting on us.