Steve Biletti’s customer was slightly ignorant but Steve Biletti is an asshole.

He also must’ve missed the part about NOT TIDYING UP OTHER PEOPLE’S STUFF

“We’ll see if I get to be president.”

So, cum and shit smeared on couple of wrinkly dead scrotums?

Astute!

Did you know that some tonal languages include “creaky?” The prime example that comes to mind right now is Hmong (you know, them folks Clint Eastwood hated for the first half of Gran Torino).

GENIUS

Why can’t men wear dresses? How could this possibly be a bad thing?

I’ve noticed some Cosmos hidden behind plastic shields recently. Seems accidental, like someone was stocking the shelves too quick and it accidentally got stuck behind something where you couldn’t see the magazine. So I fix it for them.

So NOT bear attacks?

Showing kids cartoon condoms then giving them candy is not a research study it’s called GROOMING

*affect please

IANAL, but wouldn’t the fact that these are distinctive nicknames rather than legal names (moreso in the case of Biggie), they aren’t generic names where it’s plausible someone named “Pac” would buy this clutch because it has his/her name on it, AND the fact that there’s no added discussion/criticism to the person’s…

PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. I wouldn’t teach without it.

NUTS. With an “s.”

Depends on what you think the problem is. Bear attacks? This’ll have no effect on bear attacks.

Aborted fetuses require my tears only when they were wanted by their parents, and the loss of them causes thinking, self-aware people pain. It’s pretty sad, in that case.

I think it’s kind of bullshit that reality TV has to be such a “woman’s medium” that they write the men as being disinterested morons. And I wish we lived in a world where Caitlyn could have just worn dresses and nail polish and grew her hair out because she felt like it and one day someone called her “Bruce” and she…

Aggghhhh would have would have would have

Because the left one is the one that got injured with the permanently dilated pupil so it looks like heterochromia but it’s actually not. If you didn’t already know he had fucked up eyes, I don’t know why you care!!!