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Yeah and he’s an old man. Obama could easily wrassle the medal away from him

THEY DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE BEING DRUGGED DUMBASS. They’ve told you that dozens of times. Don’t be a dumbass.

No, they won’t. All the dumbass antivax parents were vaccinated as children. Only innocents will actually die.

It’s like grilled cheese doesn’t even exist in her world?

Well NOW I just want to die.

Welp, they’re all lying to you.

Gotcha. What was the name of the creek BEFORE they renamed it?

OK then, what’s the creek?

Yes yes yes!! Sex discrimination, by definition, includes sexual identity and orientation discrimination. People never goddamn believe me when I say this, even my liberal friends. It’s maddening.

Yo mamma makes up stories.

If all the middle aged white guys on my Facebook are to be trusted, it means “we would treat women with respect if they earned it; it’s your fault we disrespect you.”

You’re a piece of shit and you don’t deserve a break.

YES why the hell didn’t she just say that to begin with?

Yeah but what if we still can’t figure out wth “basic” means

Well, no, a term doesn’t get a new recognized definition just because you say it does. Take the term “fuckgirl,” for example. When I first read it, I assumed it meant something on the order of “girl who likes to fuck and is only concerned about fucking or is only useful for fucking,” which is just inherently degrading…

The secret ingredient is love stem cells liberal villainy

Yeah NO KIDDING. I think this idiot stopped reading after the headli

I remember at one of my high school or college blood drives they asked you to affix one of two anonymous barcodes to your sample to indicate whether you believed it to be safe or suspected it to be unsafe, so even if you only started to get nervous about your disease status while in line to give blood, you could STILL…

That’s a good policy. At first I thought you meant they hadn’t been testing all the DONATED blood. YAAAAAAAAGGGHHH