Maybe it’s your state or something.

I sure haven’t seen questions like that, but then, I’ve never waited in an emergency room with a golf club lodged uncomfortably up my butt. Not saying you HAVE or anything, just that that sounds like one example of an injury borne of risky behavior.

What in Cthulu’s blue sea do those things have to do with abortion?

About 20 minutes later, the cops pulled up to the restaurant, and behind them was this itty bitty meek girl with glasses, no older than 17. The cops explained that while the girl was working (she was wearing a McDonald’s uniform) at the drive-thru, someone must have snatched her phone. So, we likely just gave some…

I would’ve wanted to hear this advice from a person who owns and operates a penis. Wouldn’t bother reading cunnilingus advice from a guy, after all.

Are we the same person? (minus the sobriety/lack thereof)

People:

I’m sure your dog had a vastly better life full of love than if you’d left him there, but did you at least report the breeder instead of just encouraging them? There’s... no universally happy end to this anecdote, I think.

Every animal will eventually die, there’s no tragedy in a breed “dying out.” Just like a race “dying out” is kind of impossible because it was an arbitrary construct in the first place.

Is this shade? I feel like this is shade. Well done!

Don’t worry, if there IS a heaven and a hell and god excludes people from heaven for arbitrary reasons like characteristics he gave them at birth, or not believing in him despite lack of any credible evidence, all the best people will be in hell right alongside you. /logic

I’m not unable to negotiate in every situation. Only with people who don’t take women seriously.

I once heard this from a wise man: “You say you are a woman, so it would stand to reason if you attempt to negotiate as a man, you would indeed be penalized, even if they only subconsciously do it.”

Yes. You’re right. Women are penalized for attempting negotiation because of a sexist culture in which women are expected to be submissive and grateful for the opportunity to earn any side income to supplement their husbands’.

Precisely! Negotiating is done by group instead of as individuals.

What does the last sentence have to do with this story?

I’m not sure about you, but as a woman, I am penalized for negotiating. That’s critical nuance you seem to be ignoring.

Two births in a week? That’s asking a lot of ANY woman, let alone a 50-year-old. Slow down!

I feel like if there were failed attempts we'd never hear about them.