Laugh, bitch, it was a joke.

If they’re so easily influenced, what of the judge? What of the dad, who CLEARLY behaved violently in their presence according to his description of a scenario? Did you read that part? Someone linked it up there. It was an apologist article that doesn’t work as apologia because it’s so transparently biased.

But that’s creepy, tho. Unless you know them personally, like, old family friends.

Shadows affect shade. If they affected hue they’d be called huedows

Your username is perfect. TOO perfect. Boutique burner?

Get into a time machine, go back to when you were 14, and read what you just wrote.

*coughcosbycough*

If he REMEMBERS the incident where his children THOUGHT they witnessed him behaving violently toward their mom, then he DID behave violently toward their mom. That’s like, fucking MATH.

Sexist, like EVERY OTHER GREETING CARD

I think they said they’re going to kill Putin and bring you *his* hat. So it’s all good.

So it’s like a brand new way to experience a pregnancy scare. Fun!

I’m a little bit demanding and picky.

Yeah, but I think the one on the left is a *closer* match to the hue.

I didn’t know what weddingmoons were but ours was a power outage about 5 days before the wedding that lasted for about 3 days.

Oh, they haven’t met yet? That’s perfect. They don’t have to.

If you’ve never had an orgasm before, you may find it easier to have your first one with a vibrator.

But it does mean it’s not worth a life sentence.

Hey, it’s new to ME.

Sure, maybe. I thought I read it was her current tour name and assumed and artist wouldn’t tour on the strength of an 8-year-old song. Shows how much I know!

That’s what I thought until I found out her new single is called “(You Want A) Piece of Me”