For all I heard about the movie, the Bangles delivered a more accurate depiction of ancient Egypt...

OR, get them Pharoah from Gog.com

I remember enjoying it. I remember being disappointed with the ending, except for loving the final line. Debating if I want to pick it up again. But we all do have that Egypt phase don’t we?

This show is a horrible disappointment on so many levels, but Lucifer’s inappropriate and uncomfortable interactions with Trixy are hilarious.

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

He can fuck me straight to hell....

6 Dozen Moms that only have silent, missionary sex every other Saturday night.

6 Dozen Moms In Lifeless Marriages That Aren’t Divorced Yet Because When You Make A Commitment To God You Keep It And Besides It’s Better For The Kids’ Sake

You’re fanning yourself because HELLFIRE!!!

He is actually great in this role. It’s a shame they steered so far away from its source material in order to force another GD procedural down our throats.

Is it even that many?

Whatever else you think about this show, it did give us this:

Lucy, i mean Tom Ellis can step by my place at any time

Or they had to edit out ISIS.

Possibly even having cobbled together scenes with actors in entirely different green-screen movies. “No one will notice! Pass me some coke!”

I wonder if Gerard Butler is promoting Gods of Egypt or London Has Fallen more on his talk show circuit run right now.

Gerard Butler...lord of the off-season films.

You haven’t killed Rob yet, right?Because it sounds like we need one of his spoiler FAQ’s, which might be hard for him if you used his fingernails for your keyboard. Or his pelvis for your throne.

Lieutenant Surge's backstory indicates that Pokémon have at least a role in the armed forces, as he states that he operated jets powered by Electric Pokémon. In some of the more recent games, X and Y, the region they're set in, Kalos, was the site of a long and bloody war between other regions in the Pokénations 3000…

Considering there's no real government on the show, and considering how every town is set up to cater to Pokémon battles, the most obvious choice is that each Region's Elite Four and Gym Leaders are some sort of regional government