I don’t know how Rubio makes any sort of case if he can’t win in Florida. Carson can continue plodding along because the stakes/spending/costs are so low.

Same with my uncle, though I think his support may be partly because Trump doesn’t talk shit about gay people AFAIK, unlike Cruz etc. Yes, my uncle is a gay Republican.

It’s none of my business, as a grey and a non-American, but my feelings about your Kylo Ren alter ego have been happily redirected by your newest incarnation (incidentally the brainchildren of a Canadian...)

Now I’m watching exploitative TLC shows about people trying to lose weight. HOTEL TV IS THE BEST TV.

I’m drinking Pinot Grigio now. I only brought enough for me so I APPRECIATE YOUR PREPAREDNESS.

CHUG IT.

Or cheez whiz?

I kind of feel Trump is 60% narcissist, 30% evil and the rest is just stupid from the brain atrophy of never actually having to make any effort. I’m with you with Cruz. Any space not filled with dead-eyed evil is dead-eyed sociopath.

Nooooo (hangs head in shame)

To be fair, it’s not as if any of the other options are more reasonable, they’re just not as flamboyant when they say terrible things.

It sounds like Rubio is making someone wet tonight. That was one helluva scream.

I’m surprised they don’t have a constant spotlight on him. He did once sit at the right hand of Reagan, the Father Almighty.

I haven’t had cable since 2010, so I haven’t watched one of these Republican debates yet, but DAMN, this is fun.

Ted Cruz is a half witch in the Same universe as bewitched, but instead of wiggling his nose, he wiggles his ears. The other half is a wooden yard gnome.,

OMG YES.

What kind of mint do you think Rubio just popped? He strikes me as a Lifesaver guy.

Goddamn, Ted Cruz is a fucking troll.

How sad is Jeb! right now that his parents finally came to a school play and he isn’t even in it.

George H. W. Bush does not want to be at this debate, you guys. He looks fucking miserable and it hasn’t even started.

You SHOULD feel awkward what with all the drugs and rape you brought into the country. GOSH.