The look of a man who just discoverd that "Carrot Top Porn" is a thing.

"Baby in the Cup!"

I took my smitten-with-Kesha teen son to see her at Gearge Mason University on that same tour, and I was pleasantly surprised. Girl put on an entertaining show.

Hockey needs a Chuck Norris Award for general bad-assedness.

Currently texting with what may be the world's biggest Bs fan, my youngest son's Godmother. Think I may be afraid to call her right now.

Nicely done, Ashley. Fun piece for some late evening reading.

Oh my. What a way for Boston to go out, after Toronto was eliminated the same way. I was definately looking forward to OT, not so likely now, eh?

That was just some serious nasty. Understand the fans getting upset that the play was stopped, but no choice there.

There is an undeniable sensuality to her mannerisms which when contrasted with her sardonic diatribes makes her quite attractive. She was a hoot in The Dan Patrick Show studio a couple of weeks ago, just seems like a cool chick but one you don't want to piss off.

Well, just turned on the game after procurring some fireworks for the kids to keep themselves occupied this evening. Should give me some time to enjoy some hockey until someone requires medical attention.

Something I learned later than I should have:

Damnit, I HAD forgotten about that! Christ, no details necessary....just fuck!

Raw baby octopus, whole, at La Trattoria in Aruba. So satisfyingly gross.

Average late first half scoring output for UCF.

It looks like maybe it is just the silicone implant for a mountain-sized breast?

Crazy stuff, Tim. It is all a mental game, stay focused on the task at hand and don't waiver. I am writing an email to Garth Snow first thing tomorrow, I think all of the Islander goalies can use an intensive related course.

This is some crazy-ass shit, you see how the wind is whipping at his jeans? And that balancing bar is 45 freaking pounds, dude has been on the wire almost 20 minutes already and is maybe half way? Hard to tell. Maybe 2/3, fatigue brother. HAS to be exhausted.

OK, so this appears to be happening live now on Discovery Channel? Walking a tightrope across the Grand Canyon, no safety mechanism? This may require popcorn.

Stoner DUAN:

I see an American Eagle when I look at the picture. I may or may not need therapy based upon that fact.