"Shooter"

"I binged so hard while she was gone, it's really kind of pathetic when you think about it."

Any more so than you starting with her nose? Who objectified and reduced a person first here? Careful in that glass house of yours.

Right. Because Kournakova never sold on her sexuality. It is different when that is not the case, man or women.

Sat at a blackjack table at Atlantis with Kournakova a couple of years ago. It ain't the nose that grabs your attention, it is the legs. Oh-my-fucking-God those legs....

Your friends and family will have no way of knowing that you purchased said items AFTER Paula's downfall. Just don't get drunk and start tweeting your guilt some evening, and you are good to go.

The nose job.

Lindsay later went on to elaborate that live reporting is "a lot like The Iraq, the nation needs a map-distribution policy and that education equality should be an emphasis for all of us".

A moment to himself, apparently.

I can't be the only one thinking that the loser should have been stuck with this chick, right?

Fast and Furious DUAN:

"Prisoners become adept at using hands to self-recreate".

Ya, I made a comment to that effect on DUAN last night. Same.

"who ya got?"

Well, I am cheering for him to get to 2nd base this weekend. Then STAYING there, no need to push that any further!

I am generally skeptical of anything that makes the driver even more mindless Matt, but I like the technology that Ford is developing:

Alexi Yashin likes the way you think.

"You have a purty mouth"

Ahhhh....so the puppy love continues to prevail!

I SO get it, my mom (Sicilian) had four sisters. So, add Grandma Columbia (yes, her name) to the kitchen during major holidays and now you have a gagfle of six Sicilian women in a small kitchen whipping up tradional dishes in Grandma's kitchen. It was chaos epitomized, and absolutely, positively delicious!