(blames his stupidity on being impacted by lightning strikes twice in a year to make himself feel better)

I think Tebow has being an impact player at that position in him. And I think that The Evil Genius believes that to be true as well.

All of you haters who decried the signing of Tebow, please raise your hand? When oh when will you learn, Evil Genius is still genius.

THANK YOU, Violet!

Thickness is much more important to the ladies. At least, that is what some very happy ladies have shared with me.

My youngest son was 3 when the original Monster's, Inc. came out and taking him to that movie remains one of my favorite parenting memories. We had to go three times, he got so scared that he didn't make it a half hour the first time. He then asked to go back a week later and....made it maybe 15 minutes longer. 3rd…

This had so much potential to end my 24 hour drought.

(decides to duck aside and just let Lindy West take this one)

If a hard salary cap, constant sell-outs of your arena, a national following as an Original Six team (merchandising, people) and extended post-season play year after year are leading to losses, then I am simply embarassed for you as a businessman.

Pre-emptively filing this under "formerly obscenely rich urban-raised athletes for whom it does not end well".

Awesome Sean, mostly because Werth and the Phanatic have some "history". Werth once messed with him by stealing the keys to the ATV before a game:

Happy belated birthday to Mr. Mainstay, Erg !

It sounds terribly cliche to say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" but the reality is that it truly does. Having these events in our lives gives us the perspective to hande life on life's terms (also both terribly cliche, and true).

Amen to that. I had a not-quite-unhinged and certainly-not-fully-hinged period of about six months at one period in my life. I would not have come out sane on the other side of that had I been a celebrity.

Tom Cruise Extra Hops Beer?

So you are saying Alfred Neuman can't find a girlfriend?

Don't know a damn thing about Elizabeth Hendrickson, but she just sent me to a very happy place for a moment. Gorgeous, gorgeous women.

Holy hell, this chart says that my dad was BLACK!

Just too high a price, otherwise the car is nicely done.

Thank you Kate. Me too!