More like inedible, those things are damn gross.

Empusa comes to mind, what with her donkey leg and all.

Well Sean you are 13 years from the age where I had the widow-maker, died on the table, crossed over then freaked everyone the fuck out by opening my eyes. 13 years bud, and my youngest was five at the time so you know that would have sucked.

Direct correlation to the number of pennicilian shots available.

Took a second. Fucking brilliant. +1

Sometimes being hot just isn't enough. But you know, sometimes it is.

In a word? "Fabulous".

Scoping out hot church chicks is the ultimate in fobidden fruit. It just feels so damn deliciously hot and damning-oneself-to-hell at the same time, there is no resisting.

Give me Elastic Girl from The Incredibles at wide receiver all day long. The double entendre just writes itself and she can....wait for it......stretch the field.

The Hulk would be Shaq-like on the inside.

Shall we play a little game of "what is Mr. Koblin contemplating in his avatar?".

"Basic Instinct 3?"

The Last Battle sounds fascinating, just took a look on Amazon. May need to bite on this one.

Totally disagree, she is cute in that midwestern housewife, Bridges of Madison County kinda way. Have hit an age where I appreciate that more than gym-girl wearing $200 of product.

Cut Berman and Steven A and save 40 other jobs while immediately improving your product. How can this be hard?

Not a big NBA fan but Mark Cuban just seems way too smart to make this move. Also there is no way I actually believe the Lakers want to keep this guy, you can bring in two impact players/new Kobe diciples for the same money and not have the headaches. Kinda like when the Rangers dumped Gaborik at the trade deadline…

Minority man assaults two white women, acts as though this was his plan all along.

"Get in the (potty) hole!" yelled the usual asshat to nobody who finds him amusing.

That cat would SO be living in the basemen until things resolved. I am sorry I don't have a solution but isolate, isolate isolate until you figure it out. I know that sucks for the cat and maybe for you. But cat poop smears all over the house....OMG I just can't un-imagine this now.

"Without a lot of info I'd say forgiveness is something you do for yourself, not for anyone else."