Having illegally tinted windows, is, uhm, illegal. White, black, Martian, previous convict, 70 year old kindergarten teacher, this will get the cops attentions because, like, hiding something? So get off the internet for awhile Rolando?

And has her breasts reattached. Because Angelina Jolie's boobs.

"anyone who thinks language doesn't hold real power has no business making a "free speech" argument in the first place."

"So on Saturday, Valdespin said no, he would not give Lagares a ride home."

"The prequels over the original Star Wars?"

And now we know where Jeffrey Jones (aka Ed Rooney) has been hanging out.

Wilson is recovering comfortably and is expected to make a full recovery.

I recently experienced a decrease in my, uhm, vitality for the first time and a Dr recommended I start taking a daily multi-vitamin before looking into more dramatic measures. And holy crap, it is like I am in my freakin' 20s again. So, yeah, multi-vitamins good.

Pictured: why I have deep-seated fears of getting old with someone. Forget "what is she looks like this", how about "what if I look like this".

The only thing in between Pennsylvania and West Virginia is Kentucky and the father-son team from Deliverance. Trust me. Been through that corridor for work many, many times.

Lets just avoid combining guns and sports fans for a few days while our friends in Toronto lick their wounds, shall we?

Open toe for Zoe. More of that please!

There is a Tony Romo/Denny's/Jessica Simpson joke in here somewhere, but damn if I could find the thing when I need it.

"i'm a girl and i have better gym etiquette than hamno"

Library?

The ceremony will be absent any hardware of significance.

Patrick Willis 1, Snakes 0

You can't fix stupid. That would be throwing good money after bad outcomes.

"Heartbreak should be social"

"I'm Gumby, damnbit!".