Patrick Willis 1, Snakes 0

You can't fix stupid. That would be throwing good money after bad outcomes.

"Heartbreak should be social"

"I'm Gumby, damnbit!".

"Kids today just don't know how to finish"

Just wondering how you claim vodka and hookers as foreign income earned. Any CPAs out there?

(slow clap for Drew)

Thunderstruck was my "skate on" song (goalie) back in the day, song still makes me wanna punch my head through a wall every time it comes on.

Yeah, but what have they done for me lately?

Well I now have more than a passing interest in at least eight films that I otherwise likely would never have known existed. Gonna bookmark this little content piece and hope that I remember to go back to it when these films are available for public consumption.

"Still beats playing for Jacksonville".

Not to worry Blue Hen Nation, yet another Penn State Quarterback is set to transfer! Steven Bench, step right up my son.

ESPN is the public educational system of the sports journalism world. "Everybody migrate to the average please, outliers and overachievers skew the norms".

My God my stomach just sank when that car hit. I am going to pass of the Ferrari-fire jokes just this one. But JUST this once.

Awesome, I remember watching the game with my dad when the announcer said "Willie Parker looks like a 280 pound canary".

My teen could have handles that meal when he was swimming competitively. Competitive swimmers devour super-human and ridiculously obscene calories. Sucks that he gave it up, awesome that I can afford to buy groceries again.

My teen what appears to be that same exact pellet gun, it is more like a real weapon. It is sometimes used by owners to take down small game, and has some serious muzzle velocity (1800 feet per second if I recall).

With a story such as this, I typically have an immediate take as to whether I am with the plaintiff or defendant. Just can't lean one way or the other on this one.

So I went out and looked at the Lions' roster, hoping to find that one steady influence amongst his former teammates who might counsel him of behavio modification.

Well it WAS going to happen Sooner or later.