And hockey playoffs, Gregg.

They ain't no Jimmi, nor even Boston, but not bad at all....

Always the "hot ones" who love us and leave us. Thanks so much Emma.

He is black. Black and/or gay gets you a pass on anything short of child molestation with Gawker Media. I just accepted it a while ago so that I could enjoy the site again.

Somewhere, a baby mamma is calling the Springer Show screaming "I GOT HIS DNA!".

"Jaguars receiver Justin Blackmon will sit out the first four gamesof the season after violating the league's substance abuse police."

I think I'm in love.

This doesn't get better. Some boos boos don't heal.

If I had to be monogamous with her, I truly believe that I would rather not have my penis.

Picking on Francessca is like picking on Imus, or a good'ole game of "smear the queer" back in the day.

Well, the NBA and gay rights are two things that are not my cup of tea so I may well be talking out my ass which has, you know, happened a time or two before.

Thirded.

Talk about balls deep in the danger zone.

Beacause that is what leaders do when things get messy, they bail right? Just like the three Penn State players who did get drafted. Oh wait, they got drafted...

Not to be a buzzkill here, but dude would have been way better off with a ride to the local ER and admissions to detox. You can decide which dude.

As it turns out, "San Francisco Boxer" is a men's lingerie company.

Packages start at $389 or.....about 5000 pesos. You would think it wouldn't be that damn hard. Ohhhhhh.......it is hockey being played in a desert. Never mind and good luck boys.

My (much) older brother used to bring The Daily News home from his job every day, and I couldn't wait to get my hands on it the days that Dexter's articles ran. He was the first journalist that I ever followed, and still one of my favorites.

Jesus, was just ready to comment that Jessica is pretty hot when I realized I had been linked over to Jezebel from Deadspin.

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