Slapshot to the groin (speaks from much experience).

Don't forget his complicity with the Exxon Valdez. He was the Captain. Or something.

(silently and sadly pretends none of this is happening while sitting at a Starbucks in DC in his Tavares jersey, watching his younger son skate, wondering why it can't be 1980 again)

Huh....well, I am actually an Economist so well, that it is good info. Thanks! Also - was I wrong - has Obama now made it illegal for CEO's to make a set multiple of the company's average wage, or is that still coming (except, you know, the ones that contribute to his campaigns, kinda like the Obamacare waivers tht…

When did a CEO's pay become outlawed? Oh yeah, in your liberal cock-sucking dreams. Now it makes sense.

Well bud, best i can tell you is that I drove an F430 Scuderia around Italy for part of a day, 20th wedding anniversary gift from the wife, and that car was totally, completely idiot-proof (as evidenced by the fact that, you know, I am sitting here typing this). So, there is that. Thing rides on rails not only on…

If he was white and/or Republican he would be long gone by now. Equality my ass.

If Ripkin's dog is an Akita, then A-Rod is Mr. Bronx.

Alexi Yashin is being paid through 2015. DiPietro through about what, 2023 or some crap?

She reminds me of the cutie-next-door-esque girl in the Wendy's commercials, Morgan Smith Goodwin. Same persona.

Remember when she was hot in Speed? Jesus, time is just fucking brutal to some people. OK, now I realize that is almost 20 years ago, but STILL....

" He's tall enough, at 6-foot-3, to shoot over anyone shorter"

Slow, gentle and steady. And play with her butt-hole, that pushes most women over.

You should see what she can do with two balls while hanging upside down!

+1 made me look....

Would have been an excellent opportunity to lecture the congregation on tolerance. Opportunity lost.

1st half of quote: "He's in the same room....."

40 years of ice hockey goaltending, and I STILL hate the idea of getting hit by a damn pitch shit just makes me cringe.

Next stop, Brooklyn (via Long Island)

Know what - you are correct. That is exactly who I was thinking of.