Well seems about 15% of all escorts in the 20s are named Brittany, so I guess we have the Spears family to blame for that. Somehow I don't think Jamie Lynn will follow suit.

It would appear that none of you suffering people have yet discover Alison Sudol (A Fine Frenzy). I am NOT responsible for your suicide if you listen to this...

"It felt as if someone had jammed a sour, sweaty foot into our mouths. "

Only God saves more......virgins from their virginity.

"Oscar is one of the most honorable upstanding men I have ever personally known"

Pictured: A waif, and a strafe.

+1 yep

Third man in penalty is an automatic ejection from the bar.

Annnnnnd......absolutely nothing wrong with a beer league career, my friend. For every Chico Resch, there are a few hundred thousand members of the Beer League HOF. Doing something because you enjoy it is not a "bad thing", perhaps you are lackinh enjoyment in your life? Good.......

Major heart attack just shy of my 45th a few years ago, goaltending and scuba were the two things doc said I had to give up. Had been playing since I was 7. Started in the early 70s using beat to shit "rink gear" that was probably from the 50s, at best, and was wearing a sweet set of Brian's when I had to retire. …

My dad passed a few years ago and his committment to my hockey and the sacrafices he made are legend to me, and a standard that I strive to meet every day with my own kids. Just sayin'......keep it up. He will remember.

Best part of being a beer-league goalie is the self-nominating process for attaining HOF status. I continued to play well afterwards....

No - not at all. Old fashioned but not gag inducing, I think you did well.

"Williams later allegedly used an Alabama-issued debit card he stole from his victim to buy snacks from a dormitory vending machine."

+1

All of them except Drew. And there will be a sad.

Drew, if this devolves into "who is wearing what" on a Deadspin live blog then your site has officially jumped the Fonzi. Just sayin' bud.

My question is whether Gawker Media, or any other media for that matter, is capable of objectively covering any further developments, as they pertain to Paterno's complicity or lack thereof. And if not, then what is it that will be accomplished by continuing to do so?

I call for a showdown. Drew can live blog his little fancy-pants awards show that nobody will give a fuck about 24 hours from now, have another staff member live blog TWD. See which generates interest.

Live-blog "The Walking Dead" tonight instead, and I am all your tonight buddy. Metaphorically speaking, or course.